Fashion First Aid Women's Kitty Carpet Reusable Downstairs Toupee

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  • Cover up botched brazilians, misbehaved shaves, and unveiled vajayjays
  • Choose from 3 fun colors: blonde, pink or black- or collect them all!
  • Customizable shape and size
  • Reusable with FDA approved USA-made adhesive strips
  • Perfect for joke gifts, white elephant or bachelorette parties
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Botched brazilian? Misbehaved shave? Unveiled va-jay-jay? The Solution is Kitty Carpet: reusable downstairs toupee. For the prodigal hippie, the French-web-footed-prostitute-in-another-life, and the woman who wants to bring some spice into the bedroom, the wait is over! Long gone are the days of picking up hairs from the bathroom floor and saving them to make your own merkin. Now you can buy a rug for Mrs. Downstairs in the color you want, cut it to the shape you need, and experience life to the fullest. Each Kitty Carpet measures 3.5 inches wide on top and is 4.5 inches long. Infinitely reusable, it comes with one sheet of Quick Fix Sticks (USA-made double-sided body tape) with 24 pieces of tape to start you out. And don't fret, no actual kitties were harmed in making this product, as Kitty Carpet is 100% polyester faux fur. Choose between the following 3 colors: Michael Jackson's Hair The Carpet Matches the Drapes Natural Pink Using Kitty Carpet is easy: 1) Trim your Kitty Carpet to the desired shape. 2) Peel off at least one included Quick Fix Stick and stick it to the non-fuzzy side of Kitty Carpet. 3) Adhere your Kitty Carpet exactly where you think it should go. Contains: 1 carpet with 24 pieces of Quick Fix Sticks Measures: approximately 4 1/2 inches x 3 1/2 inches x 1/5 inch (11.5 x 9 x 0.5 cm) Faux fur made in China/Quick Fix Sticks made in USA

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  • Is Discontinued By Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ No
  • Package Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 14.48 x 8.89 x 0.51 cm; 14 Grams
  • Date First Available ‏ : ‎ 10 January 2017
  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B07K6VQWXG
  • Manufacturer reference ‏ : ‎ KC05
  • Department ‏ : ‎ Women's
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 53,964 in Health, Household & Personal Care (See Top 100 in Health, Household & Personal Care)
  • Customer Reviews:
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1.0 out of 5 stars Cheap.
Reviewed in Canada on 20 July 2020
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David McGuire
5.0 out of 5 stars To small for my pussy
Reviewed in the United States on 29 January 2020
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5.0 out of 5 stars Good product
Reviewed in the United States on 3 February 2020
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donna hall
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious! One of a kind gift.
Reviewed in the United States on 11 January 2020
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1.0 out of 5 stars Poor product and description was inaccuate
Reviewed in the United States on 10 February 2021
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