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Reviewed in Australia on 5 April 2021
This product serves its purpose as a vessel for liquids - that’s about it.
It’s a great big honking bottle, which generally would convey strength and power of its owner, however, I have used this drink bottle one time so far, it was too big to hold which caused me to drop it on my way out of the front door, denting and scratching the outer shell of the bottle, not a big deal BUT whilst I was casually using the handle attached to the lid, lifting this B-Double of a drink bottle to my parched lips, the handle snapped and broke. Now I am expected to safely transport almost two litres of water while simultaneously praying to the gods that I will not once again drop this monolith and play Caribbean music as the bottle bounces and rolls along the ground.
The bottle does come with a cover, which I’m sure has a much sturdier handle, but after paying $54.99 for a matte black colour and a further $59.99 for the bubble gum colour, I’m not super stoked on chucking it inside of a boring black fabric cover, it definitely effects the aesthetic I was going for when trying to ensure strangers that I am a well-hydrated powerful person with the largest insulated drink bottle I could find.
Long story short, if you’re going to buy this drink bottle, be sure to get the basic black version since you’re going to have to use the supplied cover like you’re a seven-year old child going on a school excursion.
In future, please supply either a sturdier handle on the lids, or a second lid for when the first one breaks. Or even just a little bit of glue or something, that’s all I’m saying.